I totally agree with this sign from outside Fuddruckers.
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I agree! I’ve often wondered why stores that do not allow skateboards and roller blades allow kids to careen around in wheelies.
Definitely. And beside the potential property destruction, are American kids really so lazy that they can’t walk from the burger counter to their tables?